As I was perusing facebook the other day, catching up on all the “goings-ons” of all the people dear to me, I got to thinking. Am I being honest on my friend collection? Are all these people really friends? I delete my facebook account about 10 months or so. The bad news is sometimes, it takes a lot of time to regain all the friends I had. There are some notable missing people on this list. I noticed some people very close to me have over 1000 friends. Not sure what I would do with 1000 friends. I looked at my list and I am proud to say EVERYONE on it has a special place in my heart. And I’m gonna prove it by numbering y’all and letting you figure out what number you are. I’d like to see if you remember what I do. So look over the list. What number are you? I may use names that you would know as well. It is important to note that the numbers are not necessarily in alphabetical order nor order of importance except for the 1st two plus.
1. You are my whole world. You saved me from myself and I cannot imagine not having you in my life. We haven’t known each other as long as a lot of people on this list, but I cannot wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
2a. You forced me to grow up, and it was needed. I am so proud of the man you are growing into. I do not love another man as much as I love you, but your sons will come close.
2b. I was looking thru my stuff the other day and found a letter you wrote the tooth fairy saying you lost a tooth and it fell behind you bed and you’d like to receive credit for it as well as this one. I cannot tell you how much you mean to me.
2c. You’re the one who most closely resembles my personality. I was getting the dirty clothes out of your room once and found a piece of paper (maybe it was a note) describing your first “real” kiss. My heart sank. NOBODY will ever love you as much as DLY!
5. McA! What I remember most about you is you ALWAYS had a camera and took bunches of pictures back in the day!
6. You are so strong for your small frame. I admire the way you juggle job/family.
7. If I were a girl, I’d be you. You are the keeper of my mojo!
8. My favorite boss.
9. dude! You insisted on calling the band Duran! Duran!, Durham! Durham!
10. I’ve always said you were the nicest of all the brothers.
11. One of my best friends for 30+ years. Even now when we always say we’ll get together but never do.
12. Young love, first love.
13. CB! How did you end up with my tux on prom night?
14. Seems like I always ended up hanging with you on Halloween night during the egg wars.
15. I hid under your bed once when the cops were looking for me. You happened to be having a party just down the road where some hooligans that looked like me were involved in some shenanigans!
16. Dude! You peed on my shoe while we were out looking for Christmas trees. I married you!
17. You lived right down the street and our brothers were best friends.
18. You were part of the drill team that always spoiled us football players.
19. For years I got you and Stacy Childers mixed up. You’re both beautiful.
20. You think I don’t like you but anyone who loves my brother as much as you do is ok in my book.
21. I really enjoyed our time at Trinity together. You were a strong shoulder when I was going thru a bad time.
22. The Hunter! The only OU guy I like.
23. You recently had your first moose hunt. I was really jealous of all the pictures.
24. I love hearing you quotes, etc. on FB. You and your significant other remind me so much of T and I.
25. My favorite customer when I was business banking! We need to get together although I’m kinda afraid to introduce you to my wife now that I know she’s a guitar chaser!!
26. My nephew’s mom! The example of southern class!
27. Dave, I would never worry about my back when you were in the same city!
28. Fellow Blogger who never blogs due to time constraints! Very funny lady!
29. I shouldn’t know people with hearts as big as yours. There is a special place in heaven for you!!
30. Dude! I shoulda known back in HS you would have a job where you have to talk! I believe we worked together at TCSO as well.
31. One of my HS gf’s best friends. Also one of my daughter’s favorite teachers!!
32. Another drill team girl. You HATED me! I think we’ve gotten thru it tho! We’re gonna ride bikes soon!
33. The way you love my sister is a perfect example of how a man should love his wife. Quite an inspiration. Also quite a NANCY!
34. You helped me thru a difficult time and help me to believe in myself and get back onto my feet. And we had fun!
35. I get such a kick outta watching you grow up into a fine young man. Really hated I didn’t see a game, but hope when you get to Austin we can do plucker’s!
36. In my will, you got it all. I would trust a lot of people on this list with my life, but very few with the lives of my kids.
37. Remember when you came to the Schwab Family Picnic 7 months pregnant?
38. Living the Dream………….in China!
39. Hung out with you several times for hunting down south. Great times.
40. Hold me back! Hold him up!!
41. My fellow conservative!
42. I was supposed to work for you at Chase, then you bolted! Good luck in your race.
43. Murph. Work and fishing. Who says you can’t do both?
44. Worked and dodged work with you. Wish we could get together for a game!!
45. You’re responsible for 3 of my favorite boys! We have a lot of love in this family. Glad you chose to share it with us!
46. You’re a towel!
47. Gur-Gur!
48. I handed you the baton and one night out drinking my big mouth got us a little more than we bargained for.
49. JIMMIE!!
50. When I first came to P-ville, you were the badass!
51. I just loved the whole group of you girls. But you married one of my best friend’s brothers! A lot of fun times!
52. You had a crush on me. You told me at hanover’s one night. And to think all those times I spent the night with your brother I never knew.
53. Fat kitty, fat kitty, fat kitty! Oh yeah, fat kitty!
54. We used to jump our bikes from you neighbor’s driveway into your yard. One time I caught the tree and really hurt myself!
55. You’re funny! Glad you’re back in Texas. We danced at Sherlock’s!
56. Really miss our coffee and donuts before anyone else got to work!
57. Another Trinity gal. Really loves music, especially Todd Rundgren!
58. Two Trinity girls in a row. And my legal confidant when I needed advice.
59. Just agreed to join the Schwab Family. Dude, it’s not as bad as you think.
60. So glad you moved back! Thanks for all the pet advice and answering all my ?’s!
61. Part of the lamplight crew! Miss your bro dude!
62. Brought a stalker to lunch!
63. You were my gf for about a week and a friend of mine was going out with one of your friends. Then after about a week, we switched.
64. We went out once and I got poisoned! I called you from the restroom and told you I was dying!
65. You make my oldest daughter happy. That’s not easy to do!
66. I tried to be your stalker.
67. We used to worry about our mutual friend! And our Bdays are next to each other.
68. Elk hunting? Really?
69. You and Beej were roommates. Almost got killed leaving your apartment by Reagan High School.
70. So had a crush on you in 6th grade. Never told you.
71. My first girlfriend. I scarred you for life!
72. Tried to teach me how to play tennis. When that didn’t work, we’d just walk town lake.
73. “After work today Daddy is going to take me to get new shoes!”
74. I so enjoy hunting and camping with you and your husband and sons!
75. I married your sister, you’re stuck with me!
76. The One
77. Another drill team girl. Always called you by your last name. I don’t know why.
78. My aggie friend.
79. Fro in charge of picking up …..
80. I’ve only made a few friends in the last 20 or so years. Everywhere you went you tried to hire me.
81. Sang you my version of California Girls on the way back from a band trip to Sandy Park.
82. Used to live around the corner from Bruce. Had a way cool motorcycle.
83. I remember you for a lot of reasons, sadly one of them is for killing Willie!
84. Broke my heart in the 8th grade. I remember REO Speedwagon’s Take It On The Run always reminded me of you.
85. You play WWF and HWF more than I do. Good thing we don’t work all day!
86. I remember when you were a soph and I was a jr. during football practice you the way you would always run up to the line and hold up your hands to get people to line up right.
87. Got the baton from you. READY MIKE?!! The most interesting man in the world!
88. You’re married to my neice. Good job, both of you.
89. Sweetie! Can you come change Grandma’s diaper?!(yelled down from the 7th floor to you while talking to some boys at the pool)
90. Never did go camping!
91. Hates Colt McCoy! Other than that, you’re awesome!
92. Dude! FCT!
93. One of the nicest people from the Class of ’83. Was also huge and strong!!!
94. The only other woman I’ve been in bed with since I’ve been married.
95. We had a date to Aqua Fest and your parents dropped us off in their K car!
96. Pissed you off about a year ago. Haven’t talked since. But I won’t delete you!
97. Really enjoyed our day on the lake in the boat! And the raiders suck!
98. The Beautiful of the Bald and the Beautiful.
99. I think we kinda went to homecoming our sr. year!
100. I mowed the lawn at the house you rented to a mutual friend.
101. You were my brother’s best friend. I was so mad when y’all took my new car out before you brought it home to me. I was waiting on the curb for it!!
102. We both have CRAZY sister in laws
103. I used to call you Bob just to piss you off.
104. We had an art class together.
105. Your one of my son’s best friends. I like your parents too!
106. You are the wittiest person I know. Always tell people you remind me of Carol Burnet. (Editor’s note: Two of the funniest people I know, back to back)
107. Again, miss those early Friday morning “meetings” at the branch.
108. Only person to be on my friends list twice. How’d you do that? Jay Poops.
109. You were my first gf after I got a car.
110. a. don’t you hate when your lumped in with your sister?
111. b. I know mine do.
112. You let that girl get close to me with RATS!!!
113. Stood us up at Chuy’s! Still waiting for lunch.
114. Only the smartest person I ever knew. Called your brother Bob to make him mad.
115. I remember holding you at my 8th grade graduation. Thought chics would dig it.
116. You seemed so little in school. You are huge in heart! Always thought you were just a great guy!
117. Fergie-Bob
118. Dude, I remember banging on y’alls front door and telling your brother (RIP) about yours and Beej’s wreck.
119. You’re a beautiful swan! And you love music.
120. Another band story. You played the tuba!
121. Well hello mr. piss officer
122. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!
123. Your brother was a good friend of mine. And your dad “adopted” me warts and all!
124. Called you a bitch once. Apologized 20 or so years later.
125. Gotta love those drill team girls! Ames and I called you from hanover’s one night to ask a very poignant question.
126. You flashed me at hanover’s! Actually you flashed someone else and when I complained I missed it, you flashed me.
127. One of my inner circle. Glad at least the two of us can still do lunch!
128. You could take a stereo out of a car faster than anyone
129. Proud owner of the Brady Bulldogs.
130. I remember going to the power lifting meet with you down in NB.
131. The only other person who loves both RR and Vince Flynn as much as me.
132. Urinal Cakes? Really?
133. You’ve been my best friend for the past 36 years. I don’t really have anything to say about that.
134. you, #133, big nick and I got a scolding on the last day of school our jr year from Coach T.
135. I got more action in your bedroom when you were outta town with your parents than you ever did!
136. dude, you lived with my bro. great parties at that place..
There it is. I have a memory or something that reminds me of each of you. Glad your all part of my memory. Let’s make some more.
Monday, March 26, 2012
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